You made me smile, so thanks! First, I smiled, because you reminded me of a version we used when I was teaching, “Who said that quote?” Where we gave quotes to people who missed a meeting, and they had to guess who said it. High accuracy in this game, since management was so repetitive!

As for Medium, feel free to add the following:

- It’s going to be so much better

- We’re tweaking …

- Unfortunately, …

- We think …

- We’ll get back to you

- Thanks for your patience

- genuine writing